“So, Angela, what exactly do you do around here?”
“You know, B. That’s a good question. I’ve been trying to put my finger on it lately, and had my mother-in-law ask me the same thing several months ago. When I couldn’t define what it is I do, I told her that I basically did whatever it was my boss asked me to do. Her response was, ‘So, then you’re his administrative assistant,’ and I thought, ‘Well, there go five Who’s Whos, two degrees and a governor’s commendation down the shitter!’”
Anyone else care to ask me what I do?
Communications. I’m in communications. And marketing. With an emphasis on communications.
“Have you done it for a while?”
“Since ‘92,” I replied. Is that a while, folks? I’m thinking that it qualifies.
I was feeling so sorry for myself that I pulled out the big stops, “Well, before this I was the director of marketing and public relations at so-and-so university.”
“Oh.”
Though, folks, today I was thinking that driving a van for a hotel might be a nice job. I think I would like driving a van.