Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!

May 25, 2007

Let me begin by saying that I have been saving this little gem for precisely this weekend, and that it was all that I could do sometimes to keep it under my pirate hat.

It’s been so busy lately that I haven’t had a chance to share that the reason we took off to Disneyland in the first place was to appease this mama’s Disney hankering after researching opportunities to stalk Johnny Depp for the sake of a 7-year-old’s crush.

Someone, who shall remain nameless, (JON!) started talking to Babs a few months ago about Red Carpet Premiers. Why this is important information for seven-year-olds, I’m sure I don’t know, but it gave Jon a chance to talk about his Days in Hollywood and share all the puffery that comes with being a father who enjoys impressing his children. (God love ‘im.)

So he says, “You know, Babs. Maybe we could try going to see the new Pirates premier and you could meet Johnny Depp.”

To fully understand the implication of these words, I present to you a note I would like to have listed as Exhibit A.

Exhibit A should leave no doubt in your mind as to my daughter’s feelings about Johnny Depp.


My apologies for the dark picture and misspellings. For first grade, I thought she did a damn fine job. But for those of you who may not be as first at reading First Grade as I am, the translation is as follows:

“Johny, I rily whont to met you. And I think you are a vary funny ackter. I like your moves alot. (A mother’s insertion: Dear God, please let her mean ‘movies.’) I think your hot and ckut. Johny and Babs.”

She loves him.

Or at least she did at Christmas.

Kind of like me with my middle school crushes. There were those I had for years, and those that only lasted a recess or two.

As I started researching the possibility of going to California for this premier, I felt my neck get stiffer and stiffer and my breathing get more and more difficult. This was not an easy task.

The rumor (and I need to stress the word “rumor” here) was that the premier would be not in Los Angeles, but actually in Disneyland the week before the movie opened. So, if we were to try to pull this off, we would need to go to Disneyland, get tickets early and sit on Main Street all day for the possibility of seeing Johnny Depp. Maybe.

With an LJ trip already planned for this weekend (a 3000-mile-roundtrip-in-a-day trip), Jon looked at me at one point and said, “Angela, it’s okay. If it’s this hard then maybe it wasn’t meant to be.”

Whew. A huge weight lifted off my shoulders and I relaxed.

But that left me wanting Pirates, the ride. Girlfriends are so amazing that way. (See previous posts and Flickr photos if you missed that part of the Babs/Ang documentary.)



Looking back, I’m glad that we chose not to throw ourselves into the madness that must have been the Pirates Premier. I’m not sure that visiting two weeks earlier had any real effect on crowd size the way I was hoping, but we still had a wonderful time and made a marvellous memory.

So, for all you Pirates fans, ahoy, Matey! Let me know what you think of it, if you go. Apparently we’ve moved on to Sweeny Todd and will consider stalking Johnny there. Sorry, Johnny. She really is sweet. And if she runs up to you and starts screaming, “Daddy, Daddy, why did you leave us?!” blame my husband. It’s his fault. She just really wants to meet you. (See note above if you stumble on this blog while googling your name.)



  1. Aw, that’s really sweet that you guys were trying to arrange that for her. But I bet she had a blast anyway!

  2. Johnny Depp is still around? I remember him from 21 Jump Street.

  3. CS ~ I love her. I LOVE HER! She can be a complete pain in my butt because she is so much her own person and absolutely has no patience with being the child and anyone else being the parent, but I LOVE HER! ;o)

    Diesel ~ Amazing, isn’t it? I thought he was done for until this pirates thing exploded. I think he’ll be done for again soon. My feeling is that Sweeny Todd will ruin him once again. Cheers! (Maybe you could use him as a ditch digger?)

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