Quite honestly, I’m a girl just trying to get through life. If I didn’t have my sense of humor, I would have offed myself a long time ago. Fortunately it is still in tact (for the most part).
I love lasagna, roller coasters and my dog, and I secretly wish I could have been a real-life Charlie’s Angel.
I also secretly (and not-so secretly) love Borat, scotch and other things that “ladies” apparently shouldn’t love. At the end of the day — I count my blessings, which are too many to list.
I live my life trying to steer clear of the mattress police, Big Brother and people who are mean. So if you’re going to be mean to me, let me know in advance. I have another number for you.